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  1. timeoff, people! funny joke here )) Girls vs boys. Girls' English. 1.Yes = No. 2.No = Yes. 3.May-b = No. 4.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. 5.Do what u want = You'll pay 4 this later. 6.We need to talk" = I need to bitch. 7.Sure......Go ahead = I don't want you too. 8.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron. 9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4. 10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful. 11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me. 12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead. Guy's English. 1.I'm hungry = I'm hungry. 2.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. 3.I'm tired = I'm tired. 4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. 5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. 6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. 7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. 8.Nice dress = Nice cleavage. 9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you. 10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now? 11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. 12.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? 13.I love you = Let's have sex right now. 14.I love you too = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now! 15.Let's talk = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me! 16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys. you like it?
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